Realtor Captions Headshots and It's Hilarious

Greg Stock, aka “Craig,” was the 2015 Rookie of the Year in the Tacoma area in Washington state. His company profile reads: Everyday, Greg Stock wakes up ready to work. An aggressive, hardworking go-getter who specializes in real estate in all areas of Tacoma, Greg has a favorite saying: “It is the working man who is the happy man. It is the idle man who is the miserable man.” This differs greatly from my favorite saying: “If you can can’t tone it, tan it.” Although Greg’s company profile is littered with cliche language and classic quotes, he definitely makes up for it with these hilarious headshot captions.

Let’s take a look below at the genius: